Morning people, I really don’t understand them.  Who likes to get up in the morning? These people who are up at the crack of dawn, ready to seize the day, to carpe diam, ready to cry out “Oh captain my captain”.  I don’t call them morning people, I just call them crazy.  I’m such a deep sleeper that once my oh so considerate roomate decided to test the smoke detector hanging on my ceiling while I was sleeping,  according to him, because I don’t remember hearing a thing.

Whether you understand what I’m saying, or feel like my feelings on this matter are a bit eccentric, you should still take a look at these clocks.  They all have these attachments called Bed Shakers, as names go, they are rather descriptive.  They go under your mattress, or for you lumberjack sleeper, put it under your pillow.  These things will go off and you’ll feel like your being shaken by the hand of god, but it’ll just be the bed shaker, and you’ll be so relieved that you decide to get up and seize the day.  Just as you start writing you autobiography, or drawing the blueprint for a new casino named after you, you realize that you have work or school in an hour and you’ve just gotten up on time so you don’t have to rush, so you turn on the TV and start brewing coffee, and you relax. All thanks to your new alarm clock.

Now these things are great cause they work for everyone, whether your hard of hearing, deaf, a deep sleeper, or lazy (the last two really should be recognized for the handicaps that they are), your going to be getting up on time.  Now, if this bed shaker really isn’t enough, we have a lamp signaler that you can hook up to any light with a plug.  It can be a bed side light, a fluorescent sign, or my choice, a disco ball. Your awake, your confused, and your ready to boogie.

They come in different colors and sizes, so they’ll match your room.  We have Heart shaped ones, Analog ones, Big Displays, Radio Clocks and Travel Clocks.  They’ll fit in with whatever style you’ve got.

Take a look at our selection and please contact us if you have any questions or are just bored.